The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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The f*cking electric bills gonna double today! The a/c is gonna run a marathon!

For very hot day.
DAVID FRANK, 10.04.2017, 00:04
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Hotter than the hinges of hell

Summer in West Texas
Nyki Phillips, 10.04.2017, 18:26
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2 votes Vote

oh fuck lookout bitchsmacking rain today

Verry rainy days
201730, 10.04.2017, 21:38
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its fucking beutifull outside ....go drive your car over a cliff or somthing

Perfect wether
201730, 10.04.2017, 21:50
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Well bite my nipple and call me Batman! It's a beatiful day!

What to say when it's around 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
RuggedShip, 12.04.2017, 21:09
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What's the temperature? There isn't one.

For days when the temperature is zero.
Joseph McDaniel, 16.04.2017, 05:27
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Wieje jak z dupy słonia

When the wind blows very strong
Janek, 17.04.2017, 16:43
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Wieje tylko chujem.

no, 18.04.2017, 13:28
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It is colder than Jack Frost's dick today!

Do not ask me how I know this!
Sasha, 19.04.2017, 00:09
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More humid than a fucking swamp today. Hi Shrek!

What are you doing in his swamp?!
Sasha, 19.04.2017, 00:19
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2 votes Vote

Pożar w burdelu

Upalne dni itp
Jaa , 19.04.2017, 01:29
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So hot today that I am going to the nude beach.

Hey, it is something to do at least when it is warm.
Bäckman Family, 19.04.2017, 05:24
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The winds blowing harder than your bitch

On days when if you weigh that of a Crack whore stay in door's
Wildchild, 20.04.2017, 00:46
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2 votes Vote

Mother natures' got her tits tied in a knot..again

David May, 20.04.2017, 18:07
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Nipples show me the way!

Fucking cold!
beth garvey, 22.04.2017, 02:53
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Sunscreen those nipples before sunbathing today

Sunny and hot
Kimberly Trejo, 27.04.2017, 20:49
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2 votes Vote

Będzie w chuj zimno ! Ubierz się w pizdu ciepło !

Cold day
ProXGamer Pl, 28.04.2017, 01:03
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Really? Rain. Fuck off!

For a rainy day
Eric, 29.04.2017, 06:37
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It's so hot my fucking vagina is sweating.

It's so fucking hot my vagina is sweating.
Autum, 16.05.2017, 17:07
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Thc

Słońce chmurki wiaterek i THC, chyba nic się nie stanie i 30 stracę
Kosski, 28.04.2017, 13:22
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Weather description for cold weather

It's so fucking cold, my nipples can cut glass
Cindy Katarina, 05.03.2017, 21:29
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Phrase

Cold enough to key a car with your nipples
Theresa Woodward, 08.03.2017, 16:21
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Like a Chinese circus, a bit nippy!

Yep, how it sounds
Andy, 12.03.2017, 21:36
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welcome to ohio

brandy, 15.03.2017, 22:10
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Great app but I'd like to see more of these phrases added!

I keep getting repeats.
RuggedShip, 17.03.2017, 19:17
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Mother nature is not a bitch

WTF IS this
Peter, 09.04.2017, 14:50
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Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra

Jason hamm, 21.03.2017, 06:26
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Raining fucking buckets.

Raining mucho
Daniel M Dykstra, 25.03.2017, 12:23
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RAIN!!!! We're all gonna fucking melt.

For rainy days
Erin, 03.04.2017, 09:13
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So cold that the balls fell off a brass monkey

Temperature
Natasha, 05.04.2017, 19:29
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