The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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3 votes Vote

Jest tak kurwa zimno, że aż mi termometr wyjebało

Kiedy jest bardzo zimno.
Arkros, 22.04.2017, 10:06
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3 votes Vote

The sweet queef of mother Earth.

For a breeze
Rosco498, 24.04.2017, 10:50
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3 votes Vote

Winds blowing like your mom at a truck stop.

The wind is blowing like your mom at a truck stop.
Chad Fullerton, 25.04.2017, 07:58
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To nie jest już jebany wiatr. Nakurwia złem!

To nie jest już jebany wiatr. Nakurwia złem!
Marcin, 04.05.2017, 19:48
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3 votes Vote

Wiatry jak z dupy po grochówce.

Marcin, 09.05.2017, 21:21
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Wietrzyk mały jak kutas w rurkach.

Marcin, 09.05.2017, 21:24
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3 votes Vote

Nie będzie zimno. Upału też nie. Będzie kurwa za umiarkowanie

Marcin, 12.05.2017, 17:03
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2 votes Vote

"Climit change isn't real" - every dumbass ever.

For very extreme weather.
Noah, 03.04.2017, 22:50
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2 votes Vote

For extremely hot weather

Its so dang hot out i cooked my bacon and eggs on the sidewalk!
Jessica Wood, 10.03.2017, 23:25
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http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pl.lawiusz.funnyweather.release&hl=en

How cold is it... it's fucking brick SON! Grab your vest, lace your Tims and prepare to freeze bitches!
Heidi Page, 12.03.2017, 20:23
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2 votes Vote

Windy, darling, light of my life!

Windy.
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 18:42
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2 votes Vote

It's a fucking BLIZAAAD!

Smitsy1676, 13.03.2017, 20:39
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2 votes Vote

Why don't you go suck an icicle!

For ice and snow or any cold weather.
Ibuddy66, 14.03.2017, 02:42
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2 votes Vote

Snowflakes fuck you!

When its snowing on my fucking head!
Ben, 15.03.2017, 04:47
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GET READY FOR MORE FUCKING WHITE BULLSHIT

For when it's snowing a lot
austin, 16.03.2017, 16:43
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2 votes Vote

It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

Steven, 16.03.2017, 21:35
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Its colder than a witches titty!

When its freezing or below freezing weather conditions.
Wendy Fox, 17.03.2017, 19:43
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I think 'em clouds have diarrhoea or something.

For rains showers that continue for days
D3VANSH, 18.03.2017, 08:53
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2 votes Vote

This rain really rattles my trousers!

Raining
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:43
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2 votes Vote

Czadowe to powietrze. Naprawdę.

Ten czas w powietrzu, zero wiatru
Pvptamer, 24.03.2017, 18:26
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2 votes Vote

Blinds are gonna see better than you

When its foggy as fuck
D3VANSH, 25.03.2017, 02:17
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2 votes Vote

Brass monkeys fucking crying their eyes out today

When its cold its cold.
GARETH THOMAS, 27.03.2017, 07:12
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2 votes Vote

Mercury don't have shit on this fucking heat!!

Mercury don't have shit on this fucking heat!!
Tracy, 29.03.2017, 23:19
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2 votes Vote

Taki czad że japierdolę.

Siwo, mgła, czad,
Pvptamer, 30.03.2017, 04:19
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2 votes Vote

Prepare to swim in your own Shit!

Used for any flood warnings.
Hex, 01.04.2017, 08:15
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2 votes Vote

Its colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.

Its colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
Pat, 02.04.2017, 23:46
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2 votes Vote

Hotter than a sushi roll in a sumo wrestler's fat rolls!

;)
RuggedShip, 07.04.2017, 22:12
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2 votes Vote

Its a tittie bit nipply

Really cold days
Greg, 05.04.2017, 00:42
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2 votes Vote

Well shave my grundle and call me Harold, it's fucking sunny!

Sunny out
RuggedShip, 07.04.2017, 22:07
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2 votes Vote

Pizde ci spali

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 13:20
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