The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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Why the fuck does mother nature like to fuck with us

When the weather changes from good to bad
Leannamal, 05.04.2017, 22:39
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Znów napada tyle tego jebanego białego gówna

Ten pomysł jest na zimę gdy będzie padać dużo śniegu
Dawid, 06.04.2017, 16:14
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It's so hot I'm sweating like a whore in church

For use on hot and humid days
Andrew Archibald, 09.04.2017, 01:15
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W pizdu zimno

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:16
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Dzisiaj zamoczysz

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:18
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Tak w cipkę

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:21
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its hotter than a witches tit in a brass bra doing pushups over a bonfire

Hot days
201730, 10.04.2017, 21:56
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ściągnij gume w spodniach co by Ci ich wicher nie

Kiedy wieje mocny wiatr
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:27
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Its hot like ten motherfuckers

For those stupid hot days
Dlo0208, 16.04.2017, 07:25
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It's so hot out i killed a two year old named Jez

Its so hot out i killed Jeremy Shortabega
Jezza's killa, 15.04.2017, 21:24
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Sick of this fucking rain

Brigitte Harrington, 18.04.2017, 05:31
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It's hotter than a fucking Hot Pocket microwaved for 10 minutes

SuperExlosion , 18.04.2017, 12:49
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Shit! War is coming, cus it falls missiles!

Hail idea.
Sasha, 19.04.2017, 05:45
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Colder than a Witches Tit in a Bras Bra!

For when it's 35°or below...or feels that way. Break out your Handssiere Ladies! Keep your honey Occupied and you bodies warm!
Kim Baisch, 20.04.2017, 12:26
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Why are there dildos hanging from my roof?

For when it's cold enough for icicles.
Austin Bailey, 24.04.2017, 09:48
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Będzie gorąco jak w Tupolewie

Kiedy jest gorąco i duszno.
jezus99, 27.04.2017, 12:20
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Ja pierdolę.... znowu leje....

Suggest in Polisch It meens the weatcher is very cloudy and lot of rain.
Igor, 27.04.2017, 09:13
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Oh shit. Rain is coming your fucking way.

If it is gonna rain.
London Claborn, 29.04.2017, 15:37
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Ale skurwesyn zajebał !

Uderzył piorun gdzieś blisko.
Norbus, 01.05.2017, 17:08
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Elvis@eyedezine.net

It's wetter than a porn star's cunt!
Douglas Williams, 19.05.2017, 16:11
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Might need a thunder buddy.

For those CRAZY thunderstorms sand your home alone.
Lisa , 30.05.2017, 14:21
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Might need a thunder buddy.

For those CRAZY thunderstorms and your home alone.
Lisa , 30.05.2017, 14:23
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http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pl.lawiusz.funnyweather.release&hl=en

This is New England who fucking knows. Most likely cold.
Heidi Page, 12.03.2017, 19:26
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You're gonna have a bad time.

Bad weather.
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 17:39
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GET READY FOR MORE DUCKING WHITE BULLSHIT

For when it's snowing a lot
austin, 16.03.2017, 15:42
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Raining fucking cats & dogs

Raining super hard and heavy
Jere Mullen, 18.03.2017, 21:27
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adding more quotes

Hot as balls!
Melissa , 21.03.2017, 17:19
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Jebie soplem

Marcy, 21.03.2017, 17:36
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Twoja stara jest gorętsza od tego gówna

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Zuzanna , 23.03.2017, 01:06
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You're going to sweat from your bollocks.

Used for hot weather. Bollocks means your balls.
Hex, 01.04.2017, 07:20
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