The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
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5 votes Vote

Nope.

Severe weather conditions
Keith, 02.04.2017, 12:50
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5 votes Vote

Beautiful as fuck inside

When the weather is shit outside
Aron S Reed, 06.04.2017, 10:10
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5 votes Vote

Colder then whale shit on an iceberg

John Jasko, 08.04.2017, 14:30
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Its wetter then a frogs pussy during lillypad sex

For when it's been raining for days and you got so much standing water that shits living in it.
Simon, 08.04.2017, 16:29
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Nie powinno padać, ale chuj wie !

Przelotnie popada.
Norbus, 09.04.2017, 04:26
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Ni chuja nie będzie ciepło

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:17
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4 votes Vote

Japierdole jak nakurwia chujami !

Burza, błyskawice, grad, ulewa.
Norbus, 03.04.2017, 10:05
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4 votes Vote

Hotter then the Devils damn toenails

Hotter then the Devils damn toenails
Jennifer, 26.02.2017, 22:17
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4 votes Vote

Well boo fucking hoo, grab a shovel and quitchya bitchin!

Snowstorm.
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 18:02
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Piss in a fucking handbasket! It's raining.

What to say when its raining at all.
RuggedShip, 05.03.2017, 18:10
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4 votes Vote

..Fuck it!.. Can't have nothin..

Rainy, cold and shitty, or well just shitty
C Chestnut, 06.03.2017, 15:27
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You could etch glass with your nipples.

Very cold
Andrew Watson, 06.03.2017, 19:44
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4 votes Vote

Lightning? You mean free hair gel.

Thunder and lightning. That'll make your hair stand up!
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 18:18
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4 votes Vote

Fucking cold

Well, I'm no meteorologist, but I'd say it's fucking cold!
Andy, 13.03.2017, 18:20
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For rain, "to the douche canoe... Away!"

For rain say " to the douche canoe... AWAY! Yes it's moist now go fuck yourself.
Ibuddy66, 14.03.2017, 01:29
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4 votes Vote

Mother nature and her fucking menopause!

When the days are warm and nights are freezing
Tiffany Webb, 14.03.2017, 20:41
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4 votes Vote

Hotter than an ass-crack in a prison yard!

Hot assfuck. Ew
RuggedShip, 16.03.2017, 15:18
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Son of a bitch, it's sunny as tits!

Sunny out
RuggedShip, 18.03.2017, 14:35
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4 votes Vote

Enough to make you sweat like a raped ape!

Hot
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 18:26
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Holy fucking saggy elephant tits! Its beatiful!

A nice sunny day!
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 18:30
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Well shit on dusty corn snake and call it a fucking glorious day!

RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 18:40
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This heat will boil your bowels enough to turn a rare steak into beef jerky!

Hot as hell.
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 21:22
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Cold enough to freeze a fucking nuclear reactor in the depths of hell!

Cold
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 21:26
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Napierdala po mordzie jak cygan w lubuskim

Pada deszcz mocno
Sirha, 21.03.2017, 16:18
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Sam miód, a w kącie gówno leży !

To znaczy, że na bezchmurnym niebie będzie jedyna chmurka która cię zmoczy.
Norbus, 24.03.2017, 23:15
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4 votes Vote

Going to have a sweaty ballsack today.

Hotter than 30 degrees Celsius and +60% humidity
Mequel, 26.03.2017, 07:33
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There will be a metric fuck ton of rain/snow/ice.

Ever used a metric fuck to calculate how much bullshit you have to deal with? Well youre very fucking welcome to use it!
Jonathan Messica, 26.03.2017, 15:00
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4 votes Vote

Go home, Winter! You're fucking drunk!

Below 40 degrees in early spring.
Christopher Lowell, 31.03.2017, 16:27
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4 votes Vote

Jebie zimą

Poprostu zimno w chuj.
Michał Wołek, 01.04.2017, 01:41
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Mother Nature will be pissing on your head all day

Laugh
Adam Tampe, 01.04.2017, 10:38
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