The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
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6 votes Vote

This heat will make you sweat like Michael Jackson in a black church!

RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 18:51
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6 votes Vote

This weather sucks more dick than a high school cheerleader out after midnight

Use for any kind of shitty weather
KristiEville, 26.03.2017, 09:40
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6 votes Vote

And this is why we need global warming...

Use for cold weather (below -15 or more). Let's burn some fossil fuel!
Xeonite, 27.03.2017, 15:24
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6 votes Vote

It's windy as a sack full of assholes

wind speeds above 35mph
Joe, 28.03.2017, 11:51
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6 votes Vote

The only blow job I get these days

Wind
Natasha, 05.04.2017, 19:32
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6 votes Vote

W chuj ciepło

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:23
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6 votes Vote

your soul will probably fucking melt away... assuming you have one

Verry sunny hot days
201730, 10.04.2017, 21:43
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6 votes Vote

Stara cię zajebie za to pranie na lince.

Kiedy pada deszcz
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:42
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6 votes Vote

Pada jak magik z parapetu.

Kiedy wystepuja opady
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:51
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6 votes Vote

Pada jak hipster po piwie z sokiem.

Kiedy pada
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:56
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5 votes Vote

Like 5sos said: I like that summer rain!

When its hot in the summer but its raining
Ola, 26.02.2017, 03:09
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5 votes Vote

Wicked pissah weathah

When its a nice day in New England
RuggedShip, 05.03.2017, 18:04
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5 votes Vote

Fuck you thunder you can suck my cock!

Thunder Storm
RuggedShip, 05.03.2017, 18:15
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5 votes Vote

We're caught in Death's cold fucking grip

Self explanatory
KristiEville, 05.03.2017, 22:12
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5 votes Vote

It's a bit nippley

Chilly out
Andrew Watson, 06.03.2017, 19:43
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5 votes Vote

Winter is coming...

Game of thrones quote, HAD to be said. When its cold, chilly, windy, storm, snow, hail, rain, white walkers etc etc
KristiEville, 15.03.2017, 17:27
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5 votes Vote

Its raining faster than a cheetah with a taser up it's ass!

A lot of rain. Could be used for other precipitation too.
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:00
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5 votes Vote

Raining harder than a black cock in a watermelon!

Heavy rain
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:09
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5 votes Vote

Wetter than a lesbian in a locker room.

Wet
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:16
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5 votes Vote

Chilly enough to make your pubic hair stick up!

Chilly weather
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 21:16
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5 votes Vote

Looks lIke today mother nature is bipolor!

When the weather is cold and gets warm quick
Cierra, 24.03.2017, 08:11
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5 votes Vote

Wow, fucking rain. What a shocker.

When it's been raining for like a week
Jack Ford, 25.03.2017, 15:56
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5 votes Vote

Jack Frost is kicking ass and taking names today.

Jack Frost is kickin' ass and taking names today.
Curtis A. Green SR., 26.03.2017, 06:34
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5 votes Vote

Dupa dupa dupa, mogło być lepiej...

Nie zadowolony z pogody ..
Norbus, 26.03.2017, 16:03
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5 votes Vote

God left his fridge open. Fuck.

When it's cold as fuck.
Xeonite, 27.03.2017, 15:29
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5 votes Vote

Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

For a warm day.
Nichole, 28.03.2017, 03:34
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5 votes Vote

It's hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

temps above 95
Joe, 28.03.2017, 11:48
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Pogoda , ty to kurwa słońce załączaj

Jak będzie pochmurno to taki komunikat się pojami
Kuba, 29.03.2017, 15:11
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5 votes Vote

No ja pierdolę jeszcze tylko jebanego gradu brakło

Grad
Zdzisław, 30.03.2017, 09:29
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Jes Jes Jes,kurwa nareszcie te pierdolone słońce !

Wreszcie ciepło.
Norbus, 31.03.2017, 11:13
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