The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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8 votes Vote

Noah should build a second fucking Arc for all this shitty rain.

Rainy
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 23:16
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8 votes Vote

Kurwa jaki upał, jak u murzynów !

Norbus, 25.03.2017, 01:38
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8 votes Vote

Nie patrz się w słońce, bo kociej mordy dostaniesz

It's polish frase, when is very sunny
merci98xd, 25.03.2017, 13:07
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8 votes Vote

Piździ złem (w sensie zimno kurwa strasznie)

Zimno no kurwa straszliwie
Michał Luberda, 27.03.2017, 14:03
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8 votes Vote

Mother Nature, You Fucking Bipolar Bitch.

Drastic weather changes
Joe N, 01.04.2017, 21:39
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7 votes Vote

Fucking ducks are falling from the sky!

For real. Don't go outside.
Matar, 02.03.2017, 09:49
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7 votes Vote

Is it hot global warming asshole..!

The weather is super hot
Varun, 03.03.2017, 03:21
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7 votes Vote

Golden Showers, prepare to get fucking PISSED on!!

Rain/storm/flood/locusts...you get the idea
KristiEville, 03.03.2017, 18:09
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7 votes Vote

Well there goes your fucking insurance rate...

Storm bad enough to cause car accidents.
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:10
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7 votes Vote

Life gave you lemons. May as well rub 'em in ur eyes this time cause fuck this!

When the storm won't let up.
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:44
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7 votes Vote

Sun?! What fucking sun?!

Use for snow, rain, hail or overcast/cloudy weather
KristiEville, 06.03.2017, 18:00
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7 votes Vote

Slow farts by mother nature

When there is a breeze
D3VANSH, 18.03.2017, 08:58
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7 votes Vote

Its been shitty out since the ass-crack of dawn!

When a storm starts early.
RuggedShip, 18.03.2017, 15:39
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7 votes Vote

That breeze is stiffer than your ex ever was.

A cold sharp breeze
Karen Brown, 22.03.2017, 13:56
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7 votes Vote

Aż kutasy z nieba będą napierdalały.

Ostra burza.
Pvptamer, 24.03.2017, 18:23
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7 votes Vote

Znowu te pierzaste huje napierdalają !

Gromadzą się chmury.
Norbus, 25.03.2017, 01:42
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7 votes Vote

Hotter than a blistered pussy in a pepper patch

Mark, 26.03.2017, 10:46
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7 votes Vote

Tak piździ, że aż twoja stara się jara.

Zimno i chuja w tym temacie.
NeoMag, 31.03.2017, 15:17
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7 votes Vote

Niby ciepło. Ale co? Gówno! Jebana piździawka!

Wysoka temperatura ale piździący wiatr w mordę.
NeoMag, 31.03.2017, 15:20
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6 votes Vote

My, my, it's raining cunts and dicks!

Derived from the age old: "It's rainin cats and frogs!"
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:19
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6 votes Vote

Its too fucking hot to be at work, so just quit.

It's too fucking hot to be at work so tell your fucking boss to fuck off and go enjoy a beer or six.
Lisa Vandemark, 05.03.2017, 01:07
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6 votes Vote

You ain't in fucking Kansas no more!

Subtle wind.
RuggedShip, 05.03.2017, 19:13
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6 votes Vote

Even the weather is a fucking nihilist

Use for any weather extreme: hot, pouring rain, freezing, snowing, raining for many days in a row etc. Unfortunately, although really funny, this probably won't get a high vote cuz many people won't know what nihilist means :(
KristiEville, 05.03.2017, 23:16
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6 votes Vote

Fuck wind!.. Blowin ass, fuckin cant drive ass, fuckin shit..

C Chestnut, 06.03.2017, 16:19
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6 votes Vote

fak

when the day is too cold or hot that you can say nothing
Lazo, 07.03.2017, 13:03
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6 votes Vote

It's so fucking hot it's swamp ass day!!

Alexp3501, 08.03.2017, 17:37
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6 votes Vote

Just a squirt in the face

Jim, 13.03.2017, 19:35
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6 votes Vote

MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST! Fucking horrible word

For rain or wet conditions say "moist moist moist moist moist! Fucking horrible word; Equally as fucked weather"
Ibuddy66, 14.03.2017, 02:34
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6 votes Vote

Eat a bag of dicks, winter.

No seriously, eat a bag of dicks.
Dan, 14.03.2017, 22:59
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6 votes Vote

Are you inside a furnace or something?

For hot Summer
devansh kalia, 18.03.2017, 08:50
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