The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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4 votes Vote

Ballsweat imminent

Intense heat, 80 degrees+, or w/e you fucking think is warm
Brian, 07.04.2017, 00:17
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4 votes Vote

No tak średnio bym powiedział!

Jeeeżu, 08.04.2017, 09:18
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4 votes Vote

Leje jak z cipki mamuta

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:19
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4 votes Vote

Wieje bardziej niż od menela w tramwaju

Kiedy wiatr przekracza 25km/h
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:21
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4 votes Vote

Dziś poczujesz w torbie jajecznice

Kiedy jest gorąco
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:29
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4 votes Vote

Troche chmur. Ale "kto wybrzydza ten nie rucha"

Kiedy jest zachmurzenie
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:38
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4 votes Vote

Pi-pi-Piździ

Wery cold outside.
Seba, 17.04.2017, 17:09
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Uważaj kurwa, bo ci prąd wyjebie.

Kiedy nadchodzi burza.
no, 18.04.2017, 13:33
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4 votes Vote

Jest duszno jak w komorze u Hitlera

Kiedy jest 40% upał i zero wiatru
Maciorex, 21.04.2017, 02:31
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3 votes Vote

Don't need boots but can't wear flip flops either WTF

Around 50°ish weather that's dry, windy, overcast.....
Paige, 03.04.2017, 14:20
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3 votes Vote

Zimno,zimno... i chuj

Demon, 03.03.2017, 04:20
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3 votes Vote

Tip: Frozen windshield? Try thawing it with a boiling pot of water.

Extreme problems call for extreme solutions! ;)
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 18:49
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3 votes Vote

colder than a wholesale heart.

Joshua Dye, 06.03.2017, 21:04
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3 votes Vote

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away fuck this shit it's not okay I'd like to get off my ass today I have got shit to do getting soap does not part of it ese So kick rocks beat feet not today I ain't got time for this shit rain rain go away
Heidi Page, 12.03.2017, 19:32
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3 votes Vote

Drier than fucking Bob Saget's sense of humor.

He was the reason the Olsin twins are so fucked up.
RuggedShip, 16.03.2017, 14:47
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3 votes Vote

Pogoda

Jest tak zimno że gowno w przereblu zamarza
Ja, 19.03.2017, 02:49
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Zachmurzenie duże jak twoja matka.

Marcy, 21.03.2017, 17:35
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Stay in your fucking house, it's too fucking cold

Very cold weather
Marcus, 22.03.2017, 11:44
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3 votes Vote

Kurwa ! Będzie różowo !

Będzie piękny dzień.
Norbus, 26.03.2017, 09:53
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Holy Fuck Balls, its Hot as Fuck today!

For those days so hot and stagnant you can hardly breath but dripping your weight in sweat.
Tiffany Wasvick, 01.04.2017, 04:49
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3 votes Vote

Składaj reklamację na okulary przeciwsłoneczne.

Alice, 02.04.2017, 17:09
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3 votes Vote

W dupie chlupie, tak kurwa leje !

Wielka ulewa .
Norbus, 08.04.2017, 16:55
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3 votes Vote

Dmuchnie, jak byś bąka puścił !

Lekki wietrzyk taki se i
Norbus, 08.04.2017, 17:48
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3 votes Vote

Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock.

Used for hit days
Andrew Archibald, 09.04.2017, 01:17
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3 votes Vote

Colder than a mother in-laws kiss.

Cold temps
Andrew Archibald, 09.04.2017, 01:18
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3 votes Vote

Dobre lańsko dziś będzie

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:19
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3 votes Vote

Wieje jak student na mokotowie. Szybko.

Kiedy wieje mocny wiatr
Pio, 11.04.2017, 17:49
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3 votes Vote

Matka natura się puściła. W sumie twoja matka też.

Kiedy jest pochmurno i pada
Pio, 11.04.2017, 18:00
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3 votes Vote

Sweating like a bitch in heat

Nichelle Vanzandt, 12.04.2017, 17:11
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3 votes Vote

Hot enough to fry an egg on my fucking ass.

Be wary of heat-seeking missiles though!
Sasha, 19.04.2017, 00:28
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