The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

**ATTENTION TO ALL OUR LOYAL ASS USERS, WE ARE MOVING TO FUCKING TWITTER SO STAY TUNED FOR THA MUTHAFUCKIN LINK;)**
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Cold as balls today.

When it's colder than 50 degrees.
Amanda McDonald, 06.04.2017, 07:57
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fuck this cold, fuck it, fuck it! I hate it here

for those day when it's below zero like minot nd 90 percent of the year
Chris sandoval , 06.04.2017, 12:57
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Fuck, you could buff rusty gates with my scrotum!

G'Ap3X, 07.04.2017, 09:04
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Helena mam zawał ciepło jak w berecie

Paulina, 09.04.2017, 12:26
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The sun is being a ball baby tittie mouse today.

Cloudy days, when the sun just won't stay out from under the clouds.
Kate, 09.04.2017, 19:28
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its fucking hot youll probably blow out a sneker in this shit

Verry sunny hot days
201730, 10.04.2017, 21:45
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Colder then a dick stuck to dry ice!!

Nichelle Vanzandt, 12.04.2017, 17:11
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More options for customizing color in entire app

Customize background and text colors for the entire application including the widgets please?! I love this application it's super funny! Found it and most of my friends and family have it now...but I would lobe to be able to charge more colors in...
ZuluQueenDwarf , 18.04.2017, 04:46
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More options for customizing color in entire app

Customize background and text colors for the entire application including the widgets please?! I love this application it's super funny! Found it and most of my friends and family have it now...but I would lobe to be able to charge more colors in...
ZuluQueenDwarf , 19.04.2017, 12:14
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One fucking step outside and you'll be sweating more than a prostitute in church.

For those days that are just ungodly hot.
Ncummings001, 22.04.2017, 10:50
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A saying for wind speeds higher than 6mph

Saying "your hair will be flying off your fucking head"
Tara, 23.04.2017, 01:53
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xd lol rip u

Use it when it is very cold or very hot.
Tadas, 23.04.2017, 12:41
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Kurwa Kurwa, ale wieje !

Wiatr 30km/h
Norbus, 25.04.2017, 02:44
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Vape Naysh Y'all!

When it's foggy.
Rosco498, 24.04.2017, 23:42
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Just a title bit nipply

For that light sweater weather
TabCorri, 25.04.2017, 22:54
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Texas and Death Valley had a one-nighter. Nuff said

TabCorri, 25.04.2017, 22:59
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Eric.W.Jackson_1988@Hotmail.com

For a rainy day
Eric, 29.04.2017, 06:36
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FUcking ice queen is breathing cold down my neck

Cold days where a scarf is needed
Dawn C., 02.05.2017, 09:16
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Add landscape pictures to app

Add different backgrounds other than colors
Jennifer Lynn WIlliamson, 05.05.2017, 13:55
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jaredmolloy88@gmail.com

When the weather is very warm.
Jared Molloy, 07.05.2017, 22:33
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Hotter than my asshole after spicy tacos!

When the weather is very warm.
Jared Molloy, 07.05.2017, 22:34
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You

You want to put the sun Where?
Debra Beyer, 10.05.2017, 17:19
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It's do facking hot i can fry eggs on the asphalt

Bartek, 15.05.2017, 01:18
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Grab a bowl and spoon 4castr says its chilly

Forecast says its chilly so if you go out bring a bowl and spoon
Barnytrouble, 17.05.2017, 20:44
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If u leave bring toilet paper its shitty

If you go outside bring some Charmin TP it is shitty today
Barnytrouble, 17.05.2017, 20:47
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Its fucking humid

If you take a shit wipe well lest you get the CRACKEL SPACKLE cause its humid....mud butt is a sure thing
Barnytrouble, 17.05.2017, 20:56
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The sky is fucking leaking. Fucking get your ass inside

For heavy rain
Leah, 20.05.2017, 09:04
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Przepłaciłeś za te jebane ogrzewanie

gdy na dworze smaży w chuj
BLADY, 19.05.2017, 01:22
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Przepłaciłeś za te jebane ogrzewanie

gdy na dworze smaży w chuj
BLADY, 19.05.2017, 01:22
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Phrase

It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
Laquita, 19.05.2017, 13:49
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