The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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14 votes Vote

Wieje jak kochanek od twojej starej

Wieje wiatr mocno
Sirha, 21.03.2017, 16:20
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14 votes Vote

Hot as balls!!!

For hot Summer days.
Melissa , 21.03.2017, 19:25
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13 votes Vote

It's snowing fucking sideways!

Snow plus high winds
Alex, 02.03.2017, 18:18
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13 votes Vote

Ale pizga. Ja pierdole

DzikiKombajn, 12.03.2017, 15:12
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11 votes Vote

Mother nature is bipolar! She needs meds!

65° on Saturday, 19° on Sunday and fucking feeezing! Mother nature is Bipolar and needs meds!!!
Mary Fitz-Gerald, 08.03.2017, 18:51
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11 votes Vote

As cold as a witch's tit

For anything below 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
Josh, 09.03.2017, 18:54
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11 votes Vote

Oh hail no!

When hell is pronounced with a ghetto accent, it becomes hail. It is the perfect thing to say in this weather especially if u from da hood yo.
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 18:14
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11 votes Vote

Jack Frost's jacking his frosting again.

Snowy or frosty.
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 18:24
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11 votes Vote

What's long, hard, and white? Winter, and it's gonna fuck you today!

Cold weather.
RuggedShip, 14.03.2017, 18:22
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11 votes Vote

Hotter than a flaming bag of dog-shit in a sauna.

No not again! Who the hell put that there!?
RuggedShip, 17.03.2017, 18:43
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11 votes Vote

This weather couldn't suck more if it was raining fuckin' whores!

Bad weather
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 21:04
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10 votes Vote

Step outside if you want your fucking nuts to boil!

Hot as balls, well hotter.
Bob, 04.03.2017, 17:56
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10 votes Vote

A little nipply out.

A little nippy or chilly.
RuggedShip, 05.03.2017, 18:05
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10 votes Vote

Stickier than a whore's ass on dollar night

High humidity or when above 80 degrees
KristiEville, 19.03.2017, 19:06
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10 votes Vote

Wind blowing harder than a fucking pornstar.

Windy
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:19
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10 votes Vote

Ciemność widzę ciemność !

Ciemność widzę ciemność !
Norbus, 24.03.2017, 20:23
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9 votes Vote

Drier than grannies moose knuckle, brighter too

For sunny days
Ibuddy66, 14.03.2017, 01:36
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9 votes Vote

100% chance of ball sweat.

Hot weather, humid
Keith, 02.04.2017, 12:43
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8 votes Vote

Yo mamma so fat- wait where'd the sun go?

Some sort of huge puffy white thing is blocking the sun.
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 18:36
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8 votes Vote

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra!

When its very cold obviously
Andrew Watson, 06.03.2017, 19:41
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8 votes Vote

Its windier than a hooker in confession

Bill, 06.03.2017, 19:51
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8 votes Vote

Ostro wodą napierdala... No kurwa!

Kiedy wodą nakurwia
Xd, 08.03.2017, 10:10
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8 votes Vote

Like a Chinese circus, a little nip in the air!

Yep, how it sounds
Andy, 12.03.2017, 21:38
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8 votes Vote

Trump stopped the sun at the border!

Andy, 17.03.2017, 11:10
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8 votes Vote

Cloudier than Bob Marley's bong hits!

Let's check da weader and feel alright!
RuggedShip, 17.03.2017, 18:55
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8 votes Vote

Warmer than a Taco Bell toilet seat!

It's pretty warm.
RuggedShip, 17.03.2017, 19:07
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8 votes Vote

It's wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch

Rain
KristiEville, 19.03.2017, 19:03
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8 votes Vote

This snow is coming faster than a virgin in a sex shop!

Heavy snow
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 19:07
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8 votes Vote

If there was one word to describe today, it would be censored with "FUCK" instead.

Not just bad weather, the worst goddamn motherfucking cock sucking cunt ass slut of a shitty titty and just a miserable fucking dick licking cum guzzling sticky piss whore circle jerk of an excuse of a fucking day. *catches breath*
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 21:50
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8 votes Vote

Noah should build a second fucking Arc for all this shitty rain.

Rainy
RuggedShip, 19.03.2017, 22:16
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