The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

**ATTENTION TO ALL OUR LOYAL ASS USERS, WE ARE MOVING TO FUCKING TWITTER SO STAY TUNED FOR THA MUTHAFUCKIN LINK;)**
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682 votes Vote

It's so cold I keyed a car with my nipples

Kristen Hannan , 21.02.2017, 20:03
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574 votes Vote

This sun isn't fucking working. Go buy a new one.

For those cold but sunny days.
Giovanni, 21.02.2017, 15:45
5 comments
466 votes Vote

The sun is shining... too bad the fucking clouds are in the way!

Simon, 01.03.2017, 10:32
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423 votes Vote

Bitch titties hot

Tahirah , 09.02.2017, 01:56
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382 votes Vote

Fuck you mother nature.

For days when the weather sucks, rain, snow, sleet, extremely hot or cold etc.
Seth, 25.02.2017, 11:32
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284 votes Vote

It's snowing. Better get your fucking shovel.

Don't think I need to say any more.
Chris, 20.02.2017, 03:25
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281 votes Vote

Be prepared for one hell of a BLOW JOB

When there is windy weather, storms, wind advisory etc
KristiEville, 27.02.2017, 14:54
1 comment
278 votes Vote

Its hot as fuck get off your ass and do something

When its hot use this
Arianna Ochoa, 11.02.2017, 00:30
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263 votes Vote

You're gonna get really wet.

For when heavy rain is expected: It's gonna come hard and you're gonna get really wet.
Feisty, 23.02.2017, 22:04
1 comment
237 votes Vote

Yo mama's ass is warmer than this shit.

Used to describe decently cold temperatures.
Jayesh, 16.02.2017, 11:37
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233 votes Vote

People die and go to hell to cool off from this bullshit.

jenny Shae, 27.02.2017, 11:10
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207 votes Vote

Winter/cold quote

Eat a dick, winter.
Adam Mcilmoyl, 08.02.2017, 18:01
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203 votes Vote

Fuck me sideways my dick melted off

Fuck me sideways
Murphy Hughes, 19.02.2017, 20:38
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201 votes Vote

It's hotter than a whorehouse in a heatwave

Use when its humid, hot and sticky.
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KristiEville, 28.02.2017, 09:58
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181 votes Vote

Hotter than Satans asshole after eating Taco Bell!

A hot ass day, varies by region.
Bob, 04.03.2017, 17:49
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180 votes Vote

Gonna freeze ya fucken titts off today!

Daytime temperature colder than 20 degrees celcius
Liz Bardowski, 24.02.2017, 06:02
1 comment
161 votes Vote

Well, you're fucked... good luck pal.

Extreme weather conditions.
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 18:22
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127 votes Vote

Fuck you wind, Blow Me!

Use for wind/breeze/storm
KristiEville, 28.02.2017, 10:43
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120 votes Vote

Global warming my fucking ass...

Use when cold/freezing/raining/snow
KristiEville, 28.02.2017, 10:51
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89 votes Vote

Make a widget, that has the Date, Time

Is it possible to make a widget, like other weather ones, that stays on your phone all of the time, that says the location date time and temperature? For example, like The Weather Channel widget that people usually put at the top of their phones.
Jodi, 21.02.2017, 20:19
1 comment
88 votes Vote

Is so fucken hot donald trumps hair unglued

Weather
Alonzo, 28.02.2017, 06:58
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82 votes Vote

Hotter than a whores cunt on a Friday night

You can't use the word cunt? WTF? That's fuckin' fucked up!!! Shit!
Cloop, 01.03.2017, 16:08
1 comment
80 votes Vote

It's colder than the fucking Arctic.

Use this to describe any cold weather.
Chris, 20.02.2017, 03:23
1 comment
76 votes Vote

kelley_shreve@yahoo.com

First person to bitch about it being to hot this summer gets thunder punched in the throat
Kelley Shreve, 09.02.2017, 15:24
1 comment
76 votes Vote

Świeci słońce.. tylko te jebane chmury muszą je zasłaniać!

Szymon, 01.03.2017, 10:40
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75 votes Vote

Shiteyballs my piss is frozen

When it's fucking cold
Murphy Hughes, 19.02.2017, 20:43
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72 votes Vote

What's the white shit coming from the sky!?

When is beginning to snow and during snowfall
Jessica Messica, 24.02.2017, 05:27
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72 votes Vote

It's fucking raining. Get some fucking shelter for fuck's sake.

A phrase to use for when it is raining/drizzling.
Mamidre, 25.02.2017, 06:04
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70 votes Vote

Ale piździ i gwiździ

Ale piździ i gwiździ. Wtedy gdy wieje i gwiździ
Twoja Stara, 22.02.2017, 16:35
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68 votes Vote

MORE FUCKING SNOW seriously

Brigitte Harrington, 28.02.2017, 11:32
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