The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

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40 votes Vote

Jest kurwa zajebiście!

It's when is warm but no too much. (In Polish)
Kacper, 25.02.2017, 11:33
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37 votes Vote

Zimno w pizdu. I jescze trochę.

Uzywane przy ujemnej temperaturze.
Mich, 22.02.2017, 09:54
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36 votes Vote

Bitches be flying today! Go grab your broom!

Its windy as fuck out. Good day to fly a fucking kite.
Elizabeth Anderson, 07.03.2017, 07:24
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33 votes Vote

Its hotter then two rats fucking in a wool sock!

For when it's over 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
Rachel, 11.03.2017, 13:54
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31 votes Vote

Pizga jak w kieleckim

Kiedy wieje zimny wiatr
ProGressive, 25.02.2017, 17:23
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29 votes Vote

You're receiving a few inches tonight, prepare to get white stuff on your face

When its going to snow/snowing/blizzard.
KristiEville, 27.02.2017, 16:35
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27 votes Vote

Weź parasol, bo pizga że ja pierdolę!

It' when its very rainy (Polish)
Kacper, 25.02.2017, 11:36
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27 votes Vote

Piździ w chuj

Hubert, 27.02.2017, 17:56
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26 votes Vote

Szału nie ma dupy nie urywa

Darka, 25.02.2017, 16:25
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25 votes Vote

Swamp ass weather

For weather that is likely to cause Swamp ass
Noe, 09.03.2017, 11:50
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25 votes Vote

Hotter than a fucking Jolly Rancher stuck under a fat man's nutsack!

Hot and humid.
RuggedShip, 16.03.2017, 15:39
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23 votes Vote

Rain makes corn; corn makes whiskey, so get the fuck over it.

Rain is a good thang!!!
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:32
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22 votes Vote

BREAKING NEWS: This shit fucking sucks ass!

This motherfucker can fit anything you want it to.
Joker, 03.03.2017, 08:39
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20 votes Vote

Kurwa! Piździ gorzej niż na Neptunie!

Falange, 02.03.2017, 13:59
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20 votes Vote

Helen fucking Keller could drive better in this shit!

Snow, fog, hail, shit, etc...
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:06
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19 votes Vote

Fan-fucking-tastic! Go walk your dog or some shit.

Wonderful weather we're having!
RuggedShip, 04.03.2017, 19:14
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19 votes Vote

będzie kurwa ostro jebać deszczem

I zajebioza
szympans, 20.03.2017, 09:38
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18 votes Vote

It's colder than a Nun's c*nt out there!

Self explanatory... Use when its cold/freezing or below freezing. I used the edited version but feel free to use the real version if you feel so inclined. Alternative take on "It's colder than a witches tit out here"
KristiEville, 28.02.2017, 10:54
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18 votes Vote

It's shady as fuck out here

No sun shade from clouds
CHERYLL MARINO, 06.03.2017, 11:07
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18 votes Vote

Well fuck me

Well fuck me, isn't this a fucking doozy
MICHAEL GROVER, 10.03.2017, 03:07
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18 votes Vote

Light drizzle fo shizzle bitch!

Light rain just dont fuck with Lil Wayne.
RuggedShip, 13.03.2017, 18:45
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17 votes Vote

You're gunna be sweating like a priest in a preschool

Or: Sweating like a hooker in church Use when hot/humid
KristiEville, 19.03.2017, 19:15
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17 votes Vote

Temp's higher than Hitler's fucking gas bill.

Nama Jeff, 25.03.2017, 17:01
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16 votes Vote

Old Man Winter can go fuck himself

Use for cold or freezing weather, wind, snow, hail or rain
KristiEville, 06.03.2017, 17:54
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16 votes Vote

Shadier than Hillary Clinton's fucking e-mail account.

Shady
RuggedShip, 16.03.2017, 15:55
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16 votes Vote

Stickier than a prisoner's ass when he drops the soap!

Sticky humid weather lol.
RuggedShip, 16.03.2017, 16:00
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15 votes Vote

Diamond nipples cold outside

Diamond nipples cold outside
Mike Martin, 27.02.2017, 18:31
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15 votes Vote

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Dan, 05.03.2017, 20:18
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14 votes Vote

It looks like the weather gods had taco bell

it's really fucking cloudy, like, the sky is spackled with shit. Dark clouds fucking everywhere. Oh and maybe the sky is dripping some of that shit down to earth, some godamn rain or some shit, maybe hail... wait... hail is too solid for diarrhea...
Joker, 03.03.2017, 08:34
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14 votes Vote

Extreme Fucking Sky Urination

Rain/storm/wet
KristiEville, 03.03.2017, 18:11
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