The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather

Sometimes, when we look outside the window, the only thing we can honestly say is, "Oh for fucks sake, smack my ass with a ravioli and call me when you're sober!"
Well, let. The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather app do that for you. It will not only analyse the weather, it'll fuck you up the ass with it too! Simply type in a fucking location and receive a shit ton of cunt licking accurate data of The Fμ©k¡n§ Weather today!!!

**ATTENTION TO ALL OUR LOYAL ASS USERS, WE ARE MOVING TO FUCKING TWITTER SO STAY TUNED FOR THA MUTHAFUCKIN LINK;)**
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Cieplej niż w piecu u Hitlera

BLADY, 27.05.2017, 08:18
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Cieplej niż w piecu u Hitlera

BLADY, 27.05.2017, 08:18
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Gorąco jak w piecu u Hitlera

BLADY, 27.05.2017, 08:20
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Gorąco jak w piecu u Hitlera

BLADY, 27.05.2017, 08:20
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Fucking Beer weather

Go outside and get hammered
Magda, 28.05.2017, 06:02
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amoniath@gmail.com

Like I said... Days Fucked!!! Stay in bed
Justin Smith, 02.06.2017, 05:04
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Przypierdoli deszczem... I to porządnie!

No wtedy jak przypieroli deszczem
Ja, 30.07.2017, 07:10
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Pola bardzo łatwo będą się palić hehe

Jak napierdala gorącem
Ja, 30.07.2017, 07:14
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485 votes Vote

Mother nature is on her damn period again.

Use this to describe that the weather is bad.
Nuclear McGinnis, 08.02.2017, 22:02
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342 votes Vote

This weather is horseshit!

Fucking snow everyday. It's horseshit
Kristin , 08.02.2017, 17:40
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302 votes Vote

Oh for fuck sake, it's hotter than Africa

For when it's over 90 degrees ferenheit
Casey, 09.02.2017, 23:22
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249 votes Vote

So cold you'll freeze your fucking nuts off

Any way you choose just those words
Howard Goodwin, 10.02.2017, 23:15
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249 votes Vote

What fucking season is this again?

Use this phrase for days with abnormal Temps for that time of year
Elizabeth Lindahl, 14.02.2017, 22:16
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198 votes Vote

Hotter than balls!!!

For summer days over 30 degrees Celsius
Jaime Beyak, 09.02.2017, 16:01
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192 votes Vote

Colder than a well drillers ass

Freezing f'en cold!!!
Jeff Johnson, 08.02.2017, 20:09
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162 votes Vote

Hotter than the devils ass

Hot weather
Jessica, 09.02.2017, 22:05
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In winter everything is shorter. Your dick too.

Winter. Cold. Fucking cold
Qwerty, 14.02.2017, 18:13
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132 votes Vote

It's hot as fuck!

It's hot as fuck...
szczapek, 10.02.2017, 17:23
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103 votes Vote

you won't fucking believe it, but it's beautiful

When it's actually a beautiful or even perfect day. Gotta be positive sometimes.
Adriana, 22.02.2017, 08:16
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Don't even think about going outside

Used to suggest an unbearable weather condition.
Jayesh, 16.02.2017, 12:35
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42 votes Vote

Wind phrase

ITS SO FUCKEN WINDY. EVEN FAT LADIES ARE TIPING
Alonzo, 22.02.2017, 05:21
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Już nie jest zimno. Teraz pizga złem

Wojtek Wasilewski, 16.02.2017, 16:22
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Hell has frozen over.

For when it's below 0°F
Kyle, 26.02.2017, 14:56
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Piździ jak w kieleckiem

Słynne powiedzenie, może też być piździ jak na dworcu w Kielcach
Mikolaj, 02.03.2017, 10:02
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Hotter than an ass-crack on an Alabama prison yard!

Editted version of my other one.
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